The Habitual Line Crosser Podcast
From the minds behind The Ill Equipped Podcast comes its louder, meaner, and more chaotic cousin, The Habitual Line Crosser. This no holds barred spinoff doesn’t tiptoe around hot takes, it kicks the door down. If you're tired of polite conversations and craving brutally honest rants with a punch of humor, you’ve found your new favorite podcast.
Episodes
Every episode, one more line gets crossed. Browse the latest rants, takedowns, and brutally honest commentary — all in one place.
- Episode 1 - Aw Hell Nah! – Saquon Barkley Edition
- Episode 2 - Another Simple $400 Million Favor
- Episode 3 - Traylor Swift and the Family Business of Hate
- Episode 4 - Whiskey Leaks and Reruns of Failure
- Episode 5: RFK Jr. and the Death of Public Trust
- Episode 6 - Karoline Leavitt America’s Littlest Press Secretary
- Episode 7 - Baby Oil and Justice
- Episode 8 - Two For Flinching: The Eulogy Of Mitch McConnell
- Episode 9 - Thundercats: The Unspoken Queer Legacy of the '80s Feline Fabulosity
- Episode 10 - Jesus Is Giving Danny LaRusso Energy and I’m Not Mad About It
- Episode 11 - The MAGA Masochists A Love Story in Bad Decisions
- Episode 12 - The Fast-Food Gospel of Trump Nation
- Episode 13 -Stephen A. Smith: Cash Talks, Integrity Walks
- Episode 14 - Kash Patel: Magic Tricks, Meltdowns, and Missing Files
- Episode 15 - In Trump I Trust!
- Episode 16 - Trump, Hegseth, and the Great Military Charade
- Episode 17 - America: The Land of Ignorant Irony
- Episode 18 - Hello God, It’s Me, Marjorie
- Episode 19 -Dear Lord Baby Jesus - A Prayer For Democracy
- Episode 20 - The Shutdown Bowl: GOP Vs. Reality!
- Episode 21 - War Crimes for Dummies
- Episode 22 - How to Buy a Presidency Without Buying a Presidency
- Episode 23 - America, You In Danger Girl
- Episode 24 - I Interviewed Trump and He Interviewed Himself
- Episode 25 - Consume the Culture, Deny the People
- Episode 26 - The Party That Accidentally Ate Itself
- Episode 27 - Mark Wayne Mullin: The Great Naive American
- Episode 28 - F*ck Nick Cannon – A Spoken Word Poem
- Episode 29 - Unclear And Present Danger
- Episode 30 - Gold, Power, And The Performance Of It All
- Episode 31 - A Decade of Obama Derangement Syndrome
- Episode 32 - The Pursuit of Unhappiness: Money Can't Buy Tissues
- Episode 33 - The White House Reflecting Pool Experience™
About
Nolan is the unapologetic voice behind The Habitual Line Crosser and co-host of The Ill Equipped Podcast. Think of him as your sarcastic best friend with a grudge against hypocrisy, bad takes, and clapping on airplanes. With a knack for calling bullshit and the charm of someone who shouldn’t be left alone with a mic, Nolan tackles politics, culture, and whatever needs ripping apart. He’s not here to comfort you—he’s here to make you laugh, think, and question everything.
Contact
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